Semi-Retired

Semi-Retired


Wanted: Easy Work

Pensioner willing to work for cash/food under the table as long as the job is easy and hours are short.  No big wide open country or ultra dense bush.  Front end is a little clumsy, back end a little loose. Will need plenty of water breaks. Will not play games with the merchandise (keep away, tug-of-war, etc) like the young apprentices on the job-site. Vision is going, hearing is gone but the sniffer works fine and I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve. Not as good as I once was, but as good once as I ever was. Contact me at my office on the couch for further information.


Full disclaimer: I may shit and/or piss in the truck depending on the length of the commute.

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